This movie is aptly named because your constantly waiting for the movie to cut out to the director to play the actual movie. Unfortunately, that never happens
Plot: A man stays at a motel with questionable customer service.
Review: I can give this movie a lot of shit ( and I will) but the cast did an great job of portraying the characters they were given. It never felt like I was watching a people pretend to be characters. They emotion they portrayed, and the way they presented their bodies, was amazing. They used their surroundings to their advantage.
The series of films on Hulus’ “Into the Dark” series, are genuinely interesting thought concepts brought into the stark reality. This film was not that. The entire set of character are… weird. There’s a police officer and a sister that are both walking stereotypes, which isn’t a bad thing. At least with stereotypes, theres some sense to the way they act. The police officer being tired of petty shit at like midnight, makes perfect sense. The sister egging her brother on to trying to be more open, is how I’d assume a normal sibling would act.
But, the brother. His entire character is a introverted germaphobe, that enjoys being an asshole anonymously online, madly in love with his ex, and talks shit about people behind their backs. He has no character arc. He never changes. He never really opens up, and when he does its because of alcohol or drugs. He never stops being a germaphobe, except for when the directing crew forgot he was supposed to be one. No germaphobe would stay at a seedy motel, no matter how much hand sanitizer and windex they bring with them. I kept anticipating a much more amazing story, where some harmless pranks causes him to snap and become a serial killer.
The hotel worker, Chester. He just likes fucking with people until murdering them. Why? Because that’s what he likes to do. Its a very solid hobby, and he seems to get a decent kick out of it. he also likes having drugged out people drive a vehicle he is in, because reasons. It would have made more sense if they had him be more than “just crazy”, if he had some level of multiple personality disorder, they could easily have expanded on his character. Instead of some guy that switches between being decent, and kind, to psychotic. Not to mention the “escalating” pranks, weren’t really escalating. They were more of a sinusoidal shape graph of intensity.
There were a lot of dumb moves that Chester and the brother did in this film, but they could be written off by how stupid the characters were.
The biker served no purpose. Though, he hinted at how this film could have almost become an X rated production. Which, almost makes sense. These character up to that point could have been directed for a porno, which honestly would have been great plot building for a porno, but then realized they couldn’t go that route. So they wrote off how to end it from that point on the fly.
Also, I love dogs, but I couldn’t imagine having enough places to trake my dog that would mean that I would specially design my passenger seat to not have an airbag. Or I would at least, have kept the doggy strap chair on that seat. Also, that means she only travels with her dog, and never any humans. Which honestly, relatable. Or she makes them sit in the back, where they belong.
Quick Shout-outs
- Online troller getting positive feedback online (I’m low-key jealous)
- Chester’s muscular ability (still jealous)
- The brother’s massive thing of hand sanitizer, at least Costco offers funeral services too
- Being able to pull off the entire film with a small cast.
- The hotel owners being dead, for literally no reason ( Chester already was established to be insane, and know to hide bodies.)
- The cameras, for really no reason, being there.
- The psychedelic drugs scene being unnecessary, and a blaring distraction from the film
- The sister’s inability to text back
- Females not texting back? I’M NOT CRYING, YOUR CRYING
- A woman loving her dog taken to the extreme, being the protagonist’s greatest strength
- Was Chester using the motel cameras? The world may never know.
- Also, Love Note vs Almost Newly Weds, BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
Favorite Thing: The set design was on point. The scenes were put together in realistic situations with lighting that helped paint how to feel. Larry (I remembered his name!) walking into the bar, really put me on edge. It worked really well alongside Chester’s vocal changes when he was talking/laughing. The siblings trying to escape the motel through the narrow parking street around the motel. The motel rooms were designed to look like modern motel rooms, they didn’t take any cheap shortcuts to paint them as any nicer/creepier than one would expect them to be.